New Bed

While putting the changing table together, Kristie heard some snoring coming from under the crib. When I pulled out the trundle drawer beneath it, we found this . . .



. . . and don't worry, according to several sources (including the Humane Society), there has never been one documented case of a cat smothering a baby - or as Gail claimed - licking a child's lips because it might have the scent of milk on its breath (old wive's tale). Sadly, more infants die from their insane mothers popping them into microwaves (Chicago) or being thrown from overpasses (Hawaii) or from meth head parents (all over) than from pets every year.