Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thankful

On the eve of Thanksgiving, I have been thinking about what I'm thankful for. I am blessed with so many wonderful people and things in my life that I take it for granted just how lucky I am. And how thankful I should be!



I am thankful that I get to wake up Kenzie and have breakfast with her every morning.



I am thankful that I have a beautiful step-daughter who likes to joke around as much as I do.



I am thankful that I have a great step-son who is very thankful for even the smallest things I do for him (texting him updates on the Dolphins games when he is at work . . . Mom used to call me in my dorm on Sundays when I was writing papers and tell me how the Bengals were doing).



I am thankful that I have such a giving mother-in-law (who doesn't hesitate to help others in need and who would never passes up a chance to help anyone - whether a stranger or her own family). She bought a new flat-screen TV a few weeks ago and has insisted ever since that she give it to us!






I am thankful for Ed and Lori and that Kenzie has such wonderful and caring grandparents. I am particularly thankful for Lori's blankets and Ed's fudge (whenever he gets around to finally making it and sending it!!!!).






Of course, and most of all, I am blessed with Kristie. Where to begin? I am thankful that we are best friends and soul mates. There are times when we are talking about something and the exact same phrase will come out of our mouths at the exact same time. I am thankful that she accepts me for all of my random-abstractedness. I am thankful that she still enjoys my company so much - just last night we were laughing at a re-run of the office and I swear she enjoyed watching me laugh at the episode more than she enjoyed watching the episode itself. I am thankful that she is such a good mother - whether knowing how much freedom to give Casey or how much guidance to give KoKo or how many tickles to give Kenzie. And I am thankful that she is so beautiful. This comes in particularly handy this time of the year because when I wander away while shopping, I never have a problem locating her . . . I just look for her blonde hair and when I find it my heart instinctively misses that little beat when and I know that I've found her!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

New Favorite Show



This is my new favorite TV show. I saw a preview for the episode "American Blitzkreig" about the Allies storming through France on their way - eventually - to Germany. I set our DirecTV system to record it.

How lucky I was to catch that preview. Even better, the system recorded a second episode. I watched both last night and thought they were great.

I search for more episodes, but couldn't find any.

Luckily, the entire series is on iTunes - Patton 360 - Patton 360 - Blood & Guts.

I don't know much about Patton, but from the two episodes I saw last night, I can't wait to learn more. All I really recall was from watching the old George C. Scott film based on Patton when I was young. I recall - and my memory could be wrong here - Patton walking out in front of a large American flag and begin giving some sort of speech. I think Dad had the entire family hunkered down to watch it. Well, as Patton got really warmed up, he began to let some expletives fly (must have been on one of those week-long free HBO trial periods).

I was shocked. Mom once stuck a bar of Ivory soap in my mouth when I swore after we came home and I saw my fish floating belly up in the bowl.

And this guy was just getting away with it scott free!

I couldn't believe it.

All Dad said was, "That is the good kind of cursing."

I guess if you curse in the name of your country in front of the largest American flag, Dad would let a few cuss words slip. I imagine that being a brilliant general and a war hero didn't hurt either!

Braided Essay

This year in College Comp I decided to try a braided essay. We do a multi-genre research paper in College Comp II, so I thought the braided essay might be a good preface for that.

I designed the essay around an expertise or passion. Students would write three essays and then braid them together so we would get a view of their passion or expertise that was segmented but, hopefully, also more complete and thorough as the segments worked together to offer a unique perspective into the passion or expertise.

First, we brainstormed and did some exploratory writing on our passions. It was quite interesting to see the topics role in: sports, procrastinating, Madden '09, snooping for Christmas presents, paintballing, shopping, languages, photography, chocolate chip cookies . . .

Once students had some initial thoughts down, I had them try to isolate one moment from their experience with whatever they are an expert at or passionate about that best illustrates the expertise or passion.

Then I had them write an analysis of their expertise or passion.

Finally, I gave them several options for the third essay. They could write a personal history regarding their passion or expertise. They could write a how-to guide. They could write a series of descriptive pieces.

Once those drafts were done and shared and discussed, the real work began - weaving them together.

It wasn't easy and never pretty, but the students really did some great work on this.

Two of the best pieces are included here. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Weekend Warrior

Written Passions

Monday, November 23, 2009

Giggles

Kristie had our little Kenzers giggling like mad tonight. I couldn't help but tape a little.

video

A Modest Proposal

Swift, Jonathan - A Modest Proposal


My students had the privilege of being introduced to this for the first time on Friday. Can you imagine? The first time reading somethings so shocking that you won't be able to forget it? What a treat they were in for.

Since I was gone, the sub said that the class elected to read it aloud. I just wish I would have been there to see their reactions.

For those of you who don't know, "A Modest Proposal" is the classic satire by Jonathan Swift in which he proposes eating children to help cure some of Ireland's social ills: "I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or ragout."

Serving up one year olds for food?

He, of course, is not being serious at all. But part of the impact of the essay is that Swift adopts the persona of an efficiency effort when looking at the proposal. So he is absolutely cut-throat efficient and cruel down to every minor detail.

Here is a sample of his sinister logic.

Of the 1.5 million people in Ireland at the time (mid-18th century), Swift calculates that there are 200,000 possible candidates for his solution. Of those 200,000, thirty thousand must be subtracted for they will be couples who can actually maintain their own families and will not need to be included. Another 50,000 will be subtracted because they will miscarry or whose children will die in their first year. Of the remaining 120,000, twenty thousand shall be reserved for breeding, but only five thousand will be male and they will be charged with servicing the other breeders in order to replenish the stock. The remaining 100,000 can be sold for food!

As if that line of thinking is not absurd enough - he offers this unforgettable line - "A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter."

I mean who ever heard of such a thing?

And that's part of the impact of the satire. How can you ever forget something like that once you've read it and been exposed to the sheer logic behind it?

Of course, the Nazis had such logic behind their plans to dispose of their European enemies through starvating and systematic extermination.

So, the sinister logic is not really that hard to consider, but still . . . it changes you as a person and a thinker.

Swift is so methodical. He analyzes every angle of the plan, even suggesting for thriftier consumers that they might skin the carcasses for gloves or boots.

Of course, once he has everyone thoroughly aghast, he hits him with his real intent - that all of his previous suggestions as to how to cure Ireland's social ills have sparked no concern or debate. So let no one criticize this plan UNTIL they take a look at his other options.

Brilliant.

Every time I read it, I never fail to be shocked, terrified, intrigued, and persuaded all in one sitting!

The students reactions are always interesting to watch. Some get the irony and satire right away. A few always think, "Well . . . I suppose it would work, but who wants to be a cannibal?" Others are angry, "How could he propose this?"

Then I inform them of Swift's profession . . . a Protestant minister!

However, when we turn out attention to satire in our culture today . . . well, there are plenty of topics but not much for modern examples. It seems that satire is a lost art.

Are we just too quick to take things as truth? I can't help but think of the classic exmaple of Orson Well's radio broadcast of "War of the Worlds" and a good chunk of people really thought the martians were invading!

I think it's because we tend to believe things too quickly. I mean if you have to ask yourself (or the author) if it's satirical, haven't you missed the point?

Here are a couple of my favorite modern satires.


Visiting Hank
and
Financial Crisis

So much for the flu shot

It hit me hard Thursday night. So much so that I bet I slept for 8 hours on Friday. I mean I didn't move. I was out.

Finally, come Monday morning I'm feeling better, but there's still the cough and a few aches and pains and it feels - at times - like a cinder block is resting on my sinuses.

But it will be nice to get back to school. I only made it two days last week.

Wednesday was a personal day to do some Christmas shopping with Kristie. Thursday was for a College in the High School conference. Friday was with the flu.

Nothing like starting off a new quarter missing three straight days!

Trapped

The Bungals stepped right into the trap late Sunday, blowing a nice 14-0 lead and losing the Raiders 20-17.

It's a good lesson though. They aren't quite for real yet. They can hammer the ball, though. That's what is most impressive after years of finesse football. They picked a pass off in their territory with about 8 minutes left. They took it and basically ran it down the Raiders throats and burned off a good chunk of time. But, as was par for the course in this game, they had a first in goal and fumbled it.

You can't play power football and make mistakes like that. Or miss field goalds. Or trade fieldgoals for touchdowns when you get in the red zone. There's no room for error when you play that brand of football.

And the Bungals just made too many errors . . . namely fumbling the kickoff with 33 seconds left when you could have taken three knees and headed to over time!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Who would have thunk it?

That on first glance the Cleveland vs. Detroit game seems like a battle for the chance to grab hold of the #1 pick in the NFL draft next April.

Instead, it has turned into the most entertaining game on. Cleveland roared out to a 24-3 lead before Detroit rallied to make it 24-17. This might be the most point Cleveland has scored all year long.

And now the Lions just scored on a bomb to tie it all up. Who would have imagined this one?

*****

Thanksgiving week is always a great week for football fans. There's Monday Night Football. ESPN has a college game on Tuesday night. Thursday has a very intriguing college game (Texas vs. Texas A&M). Of course, the NFL has three games on Thanksgiving Day now. It used to be just two - games hosted by the Lions and Cowboys, but since the NFL Network became a powerhouse, they now command a spotlight game that night too. Unfortunately, last year's triple feature included three lopsided games that were anything but entertaining. This year looks about the same.

Would someone please take the Thanksgiving Day game away from Detroit? I can't recall the last time they played a significant game that day. Sure, they play the rival Packers, but, really, that game should be over by the time you've had seconds. The afternoon game is even worse: the Cowboys host the Raiders. That one will be over before the ball is teed up. At least the NFL Network offers some hope: the Giants against the Broncos. Though both teams are fading pretty quickly.

Of course, besides shopping, Black Friday is known for some good college football match ups. I always like to watch the Colorado Buffs square off against the Corn Huskers, but since Dan Hawkins has run the Buffs program into the ground, it might not be much of a game this year. Then ABC has an intriguing match up with the Illini squaring off against the undefeated - and top five ranked - Cincinnati Bear cats. CBS has a great SEC match up that is usually more competitive that it is likely to be this year - Alabama vs. Auburn.

And if that's not enough, the Prep Bowl is on that day too. But since we went to DirecTV, we are never able to watch it.

But that's enough football to keep just about anyone entertained.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Trap

Sunday the Bengals face off against the Oakland Raiders. This has all the trappings - no pun intended, well, yes it is, actually - of a trap game. The Bengals are coming off a huge victory over the Steelers to go 5-0 in the AFC North. The Raiders are 2-7 and are woeful. The Bengals might just be looking past the miserable Raiders.

So I'm nervous over this one.

I tell myself not to be, but that was how I felt when they squared off against the Texans at home . . . and lost to an inferior team.

But still . . .

The Bengals should trounce the Raiders.

I mean - now that the Bengals are actually on the verge of putting together a winning season - the Raiders are the worst run organization in the NFL - if not in all of sports. Al Davis is senile dinosaur. They could field a great track team, but they can't win many games in the NFL. They have squandered draft picks like few others (errr . . . the Bengals could give them a run for their money, though) - Michael Huff (a top 10 defensive back from Texas a few years ago that has done next to nothing in his NFL career), Robert Gallery (selected second overall back in 2004, but has bombed as a tackle and has only been okay as a guard . . . not what you want out of the second pick in the entire draft), Derrick McFadden (the super-talented back from Arkansas who was another top ten pick but who has done squat for the Raiders), Jamarcus Russell (the top pick overall from just a few years ago has just been benched in favor of a journeyman), and now Darius Hayward-Bey (the kid Al Davis shocked the world with when he took him 7th overall when most thought he'd go later . . . and who can hardly catch).

The Bengals come in with a five game road win streak. Sure, they have never won in Oakland before, but that was when Oakland was actually a formidable opponent.

The Bengals - if they truly deserve to be the second best team in the AFC - should win this game relatively easily. They can pound the ball. Yes, Ced Benson will almost certainly miss the game with his hip injury, but the Bengals signed Larry Johnson to help ease the load (and Johnson has always played well against the Raiders) and they basically beat the Steelers without Benson last week. They should be able to hit a few big plays as well to Ochocinco. Sure, he is going up against the NFL's top corner, but Ocho lives for showdowns like this. Just look what he did to Champ Bailey when they squared off on Monday night football a few years ago. Or what he did to the entire Bears defense just a few weeks ago.

Their defense should be able to shut the Raiders down. They don't particularly rush the ball that well and they are near the bottom of the league in passing. The Bengals have the second best rush defense and is improving in pass defense each week.

And, yet, I've seen the Bengals . . . especially under Marvin Lewis . . . mess up this type of situation.

But there have been so many other firsts this year for the Bengals that we just have to hope they can get their first win in Oakland.

Then it's time to start worrying about another trap game when the in-state rivals, the Browns, come to town. If they can keep it going, the Bengals' schedule is quite favorable. They have the Browns and Detroit at home. Then they go to Minneapolis to face the Vikings (their most difficult game left). Then they have the Chiefs, Chargers, and Jets. If they drop two of those final games, they can finish 12-4 and should secure the second seed in the AFC. Or the wheels could come off and they could stumble to a 9-7 or 10-6 record.

I guess I've been a Bungal fan too long to start looking too far ahead.

Somebody loves her Doublestuff Oreos!



Getting some work done








Can't anyone just take a little nap in peace?

This is the type of household we live in - you dose off and wake up with a camera in your face!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Twilight Zone

When did an awards banquet become a lecture? This was not a parent/coaches meeting! When did an awards banquet become an attack on a few parents in front of their children - who were supposed to be recognized?

I've never been lectured to that since I was seven and decided to make a magic poition by pouring shampoo into Mom's stew!

We thought we were attending a simple end of the season awards banquet. When in fact, we were duped into attending a one-sided parent lecture/attack.

How refreshing it is to see the awards banquet go on for a good fifteen minutes lecturing the parents! What a wonderful memory for the seniors to have! And then witnessing several student/athletes (and parents alike) crying afterward over issues that had nothing to do with an awards banquet.

Let me stress again, we thought it was an awards banquet where the coaches and athletes would reflect on their season.

I know full well this was done in response to my blog. However, readers had a chance on the blog to leave feedback. And I posted every comment (whether it was for or against me as that seems only fair)!

However, at this banquet we were - in effect - held captive. We did, though, have the courtesy to say nothing, given our kids were right next to us. The only thing we could do, and several of us did, was walk out during the fifteen minute tirade.

Never have these coaches called a parent meeting because of my blog, yet they decide at the annual awards night to make it a one sided lecture. And, moreover, take it out on others who had nothing to do with the blog!

Better yet, it was done in front of our children, which resulted in, again, student/athletes crying. All of this at our kids' awards banquet!

Did I say that the longest section of the awards banquet was the lecture to parents?

When did a final senior banquet turn into the volleyball coaches writing a long diatribe on behalf of all coaches (as they mentioned several other sports)?

As a teacher of 12 years, a coach for 13, and an athlete for 7 years, I have never witnessed such a ridiculously bizarre awards ceremony.

If it was the intent of the coaches to make this a memorable night, it truly will be. And that is sad.

Poor Bean

The volleyball coaches can have an issue with the parents all you want. But it speaks volume of your character when you take it out on our kid.

At first, I was impressed. Since KoKo's coach was not there, the JV coach filled in. Initially, she was recollecting personal anecdotes for each player. I thought this was a nice touch.

The only trouble was that they were going down the roster in numerical order, and they conveniently forgot (again, no other player's number seemed to be forgotten - or is it coincidence that I spoke out about her playing time?) my step daughter's number!

I glanced at Bean, and she was hurt.

I thought, well, it is what it is. Nothing surprises me with this place anymore.

Then the coach mentioned playing time being affected and players sitting because of not knowing the rotation (and I thought, Oh boy, here we go. This is in reference to my email and blog. Say what you want, but my beef about KoKo's playing time was legit! If it weren't, why did the team lose the game when she sat and 8th graders played ahead of her? And why did they win the next game - with KoKo serving the final three points - when she played all three games?).

After that, she finally got around to conveniently finding a way to mention a few haphazardly generic comments on KoKo. Now, any coach worth their salt - especially at an end of the year awards meeting - must remember a player's number!

KoKo - no fool - recognized the slam and insincere effort - and lost it.

But isn't it a little convenient that shortly after this, parents receive a 15 minute lecture about my blog? As asinine as it was, at least put a modicum of the effort you put into that lecture into trying to remember KoKo's number and saying a few sincere things.

But, I'm a pariah for speaking my mind. And, God forbid, posting it on line for others to read.

Why is that so bad?

I have five - count them - five followers. (Yes, five followers. So much for "being publicly attacked" as the coach put it tonight in reference to this blog). So this is not a public outcry. It's not a letter to the editor. It's not a presentation to the school board.

Worse yet, people began flocking to it to read a stupid post on sports. God forbid, they actually care about something important that I blog about.

Maybe I should have just called and bitched out the coach - as other parents have or give the illusion to the coaches that they would if their daughter didn't play - then this might not have happened.

If my simple blog post got things all stirred up, then - again as one person put it tonight after the parent lecture/award ceremony - there is really something wrong with the programs. And there is when it results in a student/athlete being treated like this.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ed Hirsch Jr. and a couple of detours

Ed Hirsch JR.

Merrow also has a very informative interview with Ed Hirsch Jr., author of The Knowledge Deficit, The Schools We Need: And Why We Don’t Have Them, and Cultural Literacy.

Since we have just had a partial inservice day devoted to curriculum mapping, I thought I would listen to the podcast again as a motivational tool. I tend to get bogged down in all of this talk of alignment with standards and raising test scores. Especially after having a serious talk with my College Comp students in which they – almost to a student – told me point blank that they don’t care about the tests and they don’t particularly try on them.

What does make them care and try hard? Well, according to the Zoomerang survey I had them take, it came down to teachers. The more passionate and interesting the better. Plus, if a teacher can prove to the students that what the information and skills are learning is relevant and important – and, best of all, - if teachers can do it in a hands-on or real world setting – that is what will get students to achieve at the highest levels.

At least, that is what the survey and our discussions revealed.

I’ll give you two examples that the students talked on and on about at length in their evaluations. The two things that really engaged the students in their time here at LHS were a business class assignment called “Show Me The Money” and our Community Action Program.

First, “Show Me The Money,” was a brilliant assignment in which each class member was given $5.00. They were challenged to make as much money off that five dollars in a week that they possibly could. So, for example, a student could buy 24 bottles of Dasani. Then they could turn around and sell them at school during lunch for, say, 75 cents (undercutting the machines and our cafeteria which sell them for a buck). If they sell out their first day, they have netted 13 dollars. And that’s just the first day. Brilliant. And talk about motivating students and hands-on activities and real world skills.

And there’s not a damn NWEA or MAC that will ever test any of that.

Next, the students raved about the CAP where students volunteer in various real world settings, such as retirement or nursing homes, elementary schools, and other areas. Every single student who chose to discuss their experiences in CAP said that it challenged them and totally engaged them. They liked this best because they got immediate feedback from the people they were serving. One student wrote how she will never forget walking into an elementary school and seeing the kids’ faces light up. Again and again, the students mentioned how they went above and beyond in this class because they enjoyed helping others so much.

Again, there’s not one damn test that will test any ofn that. But they are better human beings for the experience.
Needless to say, maybe one student said anything about a class I taught. Obviously, I have not been challenging and engaging them as I had hoped or thought. Now, maybe the students saw this as a chance to all complain and blast the high-stakes tests. That might account for the discussions where this was clearly the case. But the survey was anonymous and they took it individually, and they still voiced the same concerns. I guess the only way to prove if what they say is really true – especially about their lack of effort on the tests – is to actually look at how they did on those high stakes test. But that’s another issue.

So last week when I sat down to work on my curriculum maps and align what I do with the standards, I was a little bummed out.

I looked at the standards from the state department and then later looked at the packet our Language Arts Committee did such a good job putting together, but I couldn’t help but think, does this matter?

It was even more disheartening when I saw a couple of handouts discussing some of Marzno’s ideas on improving student learning. This at first glance was excellent. There’s plenty on there I need to get better at. But what was disheartening was to see the little stats at the bottom of each idea that stated if the teacher implemented each skill or practice just how much each specific skill would raise a student’s test score.

Is this what we have sunk to? Thinking and teaching in terms of percentile points instead of individual students? Schmoker stated as much at in inservice prior to the year.

I can align with ever standard and cover every thing that’s going to be on the damned tests, but if the students haven’t been engaged or motivated or inspired, will it make a difference?

I’ll be the first to warn that while I think secondary school teachers do a great job trying to incorporate technology and various activities to reach students and their multiple intelligences, but what about when we turn them loose to go to university?

Just now I’m in constant contact with about half a dozen former College Comp students who are scattered across Minnesota and North Dakota. They tell me to a student that 95% of what they have to endure for classes is lecture, lecture, and more lecture.

Yet, we are told that the best educational research says that the teacher is NOT to be sage on stage but the guide on the side.

And, yet, when they get to college . . . what happens?

Again, don’t get me wrong – I had some phenomenal college classes that were not all lecture. But many were. And even then I still enjoyed them. But what about those who don’t? And that would be quite a few judging from how many students leave higher ed without degrees.

So I turned to good old ED Hirsch Jr., for a pick me up.

Well, I don’t know if it was a pick me up. But the podcast gave me plenty to think about.

First, I do like what Hirsch has to say about prepping for tests: If a school has a rich curriculum – and what that is exactly is anybody’s guess – classes would do nothing as the test approaches because they will have already prepped the kids for the test with their rich curriculum.

Now, this sounds wonderful in theory. But in practice? I don’t know. Again, I recall how many of my students said they just don’t care about the tests.

On one side, I suppose, you could argue that if you have the mythical ‘rich’ curriculum, then you will be challenging and responding to students – and hopefully through this – engaging them, that their inner love for learning will grow. Thus, when they take those tests they will do well just because they want to show what they have learned.

On the other side, come on man, that’s a load of crap! And this is where I tend to fall.

If the tests don’t directly affect the students or their grades, then they just don’t care. And I’m not saying this is just the students’ faults. I think it’s human nature. I mean how many of us recycle? It doesn’t directly benefit me. In fact, it’s a pain in the ass, actually, having it pile up and then having to haul it across town. There’s no immediate feedback. I don’t save money. I don’t earn any money. But I do recycle. But if the city gave us a break on our garbage pick up fee or paid us for recycling, wouldn’t we all start to chip in more?

When a student takes a test that doesn’t directly affect them (if you are like me, you’re absolutely terrified that the state is basing funding off of these tests!)– what else do we think could possibly happen? I think it’s damn amazing our students have done as well as they have.

But imagine what they would do if the test affected them in some direct way.

I know, I know, I know . . . they have to pass those BSTs to graduate. But the writing BST is administered in their freshman year. What freshman is even thinking about graduating? Zero. So there really is no direct effect there.

I think it’s a testament to the wonderful job our Comp 9 teachers have done and a compliment to the writing the students were exposed to in elementary and middle school.

And what happens if they don’t pass? They are given numerous chances to take the test again until they do pass. Again, there is no direct effect for the student.

Again, it’s marvelous how well we have done given this fact.

And to recall what the students clamored for again and again on the survey and in our discussion, “teach us what we will need to know or use in the real world.”

Where in the ‘real world’ will you ever have to take just one test – all alone and on a computer screen, nonetheless – that decides whether or not you get hired or a promotion?

Now, Hirsch does offer a worthwhile thought on the high-stakes tests – all of this frustration and resentment might be caused because we are in a bit of transition here. For so long those state administered tests have been low-stakes. So how else, Hirsch wonders, should educators act?

One negative result of this is cramming for these tests. He warns, though, not to panic. Once this transition is over, teachers and administrators will adapt and focus more on making their curriculums rich and thorough. Thus, there will be no cramming.

But we’ll see if this happens.

I do like what Hirsch had to say about prescribe/one-size-fits-all curriculum: it can’t possible be optimal.

Hirsch gets it: our curriculum is not something extranl; it’s internal and dependent about the students in our classes. And those are always different.

He offers a humorous example from his own teaching, stating that when he taught three classes (and granted – and here is the humorous part – the classes were at Yale), they were all the same class, but he had to teach them all differently because they all contained different students.

If some administrators (Michelle Rhee and Paul Vallas) and politicians (Arnie Duncan) have their way teachers will be shown the door because of low test scores.

I will never argue this point: any teacher worth their salt will get their students to learn. They should be able to get every student in their class to improve. They might not all make it to the same level, but they all should leave my class with more than they entered.

But does this translate accurately and consistently to a standardized test that they take some time (usually) after they have had my class and a test they don’t even take in my room but in some computer lab.

So what can be done?

There’s no easy answer.

I’ll give you an example of the danger inherent in this system.

Rhee has talked several times at length about visiting an elementary school in her district where a teacher was giving an excellent lesson on Greek mythology. Rhee saw the kids engaged and learning and discussing and doing everything they needed to. She said it was an excellent class and an example of excellent teaching.

Bravo.

But, I have to ask, what happens if those same kids take a high-stakes test three months after that class and don’t score well? Is it that teacher’s fault? Is it the student’s fault? Or is it the systems’ fault that puts some much emphasis on tests that students don’t care about?

A Rose for Emily

This is my first time using the story in class. My colleagues have used it before with success, but I've been afraid to.

Part of it is my own distaste for Faulkner. I read it in college and didn't particularly care for it. But, even after all these years, it has stuck with me. Especially those last couple paragraphs.

I wanted to try something new with my College Comp class, and I always saw this story in all of my college anthologies, so I thought what the heck.

It shocked them in a way I never expected. My first College Comp class had a great discussion on it. I lead them through it, but they commented and shared and analyzed. It was great. They were horrified and shocked and saddened. And even bemused (one reader thought that Emily bought Homer a monogrammed toilet seat as opposed to monogrammed toilet set).

One student in my second class just finished it ahead of most of the others and he couldn't help but exhale loudly and utter, "Whooaaaaa."

I think that's a fitting reaction to Faulkner's piece, a piece I have a new found respect for.

7-2!!!!!!!!!

The return of Who-Dey!

Who would have ever thought the Bengals would not only be 7-2 after a miserable 4-11-1 season and really 4 years of futility since their wonderful 2005 playoff season. But now they are back. In a very big way.

Proof? They are 5-0 in the AFC North, including sweeps of the two teams that made it to the AFC Championship last year, the Ravens and Steelers.

Yesterday, to put it simply, the Bengals just out Steeler-ed the Steelers. They were more physical. They pounded the ball better. They played better defense. They beat them up on special teams. They let the Steerlers get frustrated, resulting in a key personal foul to help them grind out their final scoring drive.

Who are these Bengals?

Just watch and you'll see.

TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCESTRA WAS AWESOME!!!! FIRE + SMOKE + NEON LIGHTS + A LASER SHOW + INCREDIBLE MUSIC = WORTH SITTING FOR 3 HOURS

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I took KoKo to Trans-Siberian Orchestra yesterday afternoon in GF. It was an early birthday present. I think it's safe to say that she had a wonderful time. And who wouldn't? As she put on her facebook wall: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCESTRA WAS AWESOME!!!! FIRE + SMOKE + NEON LIGHTS + A LASER SHOW + INCREDIBLE MUSIC = WORTH SITTING FOR 3 HOURS. Who knows when she'll take her T-S-O t-shirt off? She was pretty happy with that.

It was a little long. Yes, they performed for a full three hours. At least we got our money's worth!

Our seats were good. We were on the floor, toward the back, and just to the left of the stage.

The only real negatives were the folks around us.

The three idiot ladies ahead of us couldn't keep their damn cell phone cameras in their pockets. The moron in the middle, in fact, seemed more intent in trying to figure out how to work the video on her BlackBerry to record a few seconds of the show rather than just putting the stupid thing in her pocket and just enjoying the show! Unfortunately, she did have enough brain cells to figure out how to work the camera. So every ten seconds, she'd snap a picture and then show it to her friend, who was sitting right in front of me. As if her friend needed to see the crappy low-res picture she had just taken! Finally, I tried to just focus on the show.

This was nothing, though, compared to the lady sitting in my row just to my left. Just as the show started I glanced over and saw that she had a huge camera out and pointed right at the stage!

How she got in, I don't know. But she must have not noticed any of the large signs stating that photos were prohibited (and she must have not developed any sort of tact). It took security about a nano-second before zeroing in on her. Still, you have to wonder about the intelligent levels of some people.

But still the show was incredible. A great way to get into the holiday spirit. Of course, KoKo and I don't need any help with this. I think we could just leave our Halloween and Christmas decorations up all year, and it would be just fine with us.